{"id":101,"date":"2008-05-17T05:21:46","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T13:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/wordpress\/?p=101"},"modified":"2010-09-04T05:30:56","modified_gmt":"2010-09-04T13:30:56","slug":"a-six-year-olds-comments-on-a-cemetery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"A Six Year Old&#8217;s Comments on a Cemetery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I was walking with my son we happened upon a cemetery. I explained that when people die, they are buried under the ground. He wanted to know who was buried under each of several headstones, and I read the names and dates. Then he found a few that were so old the names had worn off. He proceeded to make up names and stories, &#8220;This was Dan, he was a bully,&#8221; and so on.<\/p>\n<p><p>We found the graves of two babies (one just a day old when he died), and he announced that he wanted to pray for them. Naturally, of course, this made me feel quite good. I must be doing something right as a parent to inspire so noble a sentiment in my child, right?<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, he stood over the graves with his hands folded for a few seconds. Then he said, &#8220;I wish we had something to dig all these people up so that we could hug them and take them home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I told him that we wouldn&#8217;t want to do that, the people in there wouldn&#8217;t look too nice. He asked, &#8220;What do they look like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;Remember when we talked about skeletons? They&#8217;d look like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Now I wish I hadn&#8217;t prayed for them. Because they&#8217;re going to come back like this&#8211;&#8221; he proceeded to stick his arms out like a zombie and walk with his legs stiff. Then he moaned, &#8220;Mommy! 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