{"id":110,"date":"2008-07-12T05:25:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T13:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/wordpress\/?p=110"},"modified":"2010-09-04T05:28:36","modified_gmt":"2010-09-04T13:28:36","slug":"klingon-campfire-songs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"Klingon Campfire Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Translated from the original Klingon, of course.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<b>To the tune of: On Top of Spaghetti<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>\r\nOn top of a blood pie,\r\nAll covered with rokeg,\r\nI lost my poor targball,\r\nWhen somebody snorted.\r\n\r\nIt rolled off the table,\r\nAnd on to the floor,\r\nAnd then my poor targball,\r\nRolled to Stovokor.\r\n\r\nIt landed on Kahless,\r\non top of his head,\r\nand so he condemned it,\r\nto the Barge of the Dead.\r\n\r\nSo if you are in Gre'thor,\r\nand on food you are short,\r\nand you find a targball,\r\nmake sure you don't snort.\r\n<\/pre>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/images\/klingoncampfire.jpg\" width=500 \/><\/td>\n<td>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<b>To the tune of: Nobody Likes me Everybody Hates me, I think I&#8217;ll go eat Worms.<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,\r\nI think I'll go eat qagh!\r\nBig fat nasty ones,\r\nHalf dead sleepy ones,\r\nOh how they wriggle and squirm!\r\n\r\nDown goes the first one,\r\ndown goes the second one,\r\nOh how they spasm in death!\r\nUp comes the first one, \r\nup comes the second one,\r\nOh how they spasm in death!\r\n\r\nNobody likes me, everybody hates me,\r\nI think I'll go eat qagh!\r\nBig fat nasty ones,\r\nHalf dead sleepy ones,\r\n51 varieties of qagh! \r\n<\/pre>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<b>To the tune of: Old MacDonald had a Farm<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>Old MacMartok had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh!\r\nAnd on that farm he had a targ, e-i-e-i-ooh!\r\nWith a grunt, grunt here and a grunt, grunt there,\r\nHere a grunt, there a grunt, everywhere a grunt, grunt,\r\nOld MacMartok had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! \r\n\r\nOld MacMartok had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh!\r\nAnd on that farm he had a tribble, e-i-e-i-ooh!\r\nWith a purr, purr here and a purr, purr there,\r\nHere a purr, there a purr, everywhere a purr, purr,\r\ngrunt, grunt here and a grunt, grunt there,\r\nHere a grunt, there a grunt, everywhere a grunt, grunt,\r\nOld MacMartok had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! \r\n<\/pre>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/td>\n<td style='vertical-align: top' >\n<ol>\n<li>\n<b>To the tune of: Let me Call you Sweetheart<\/b><\/p>\n<pre>Let me call you par'mach\r\nI'm in love with you\r\nLet me hear you loudly roar you love me too\r\nGrowl, kick, claw and bite me with a passion so true\r\nLet me call you par'mach\r\nI'm in love with you<\/pre>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-110\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=110&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-110\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=110&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Translated from the original Klingon, of course. 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