{"id":287,"date":"2011-05-01T06:42:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T14:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/wordpress\/?p=287"},"modified":"2011-05-01T06:42:16","modified_gmt":"2011-05-01T14:42:16","slug":"congregation-for-the-extirpation-of-paranormal-menaces-cepm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"Congregation for the Extirpation of Paranormal Menaces (CEPM)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best sort of April Fool&#8217;s story is one that starts out plausible but weird, then gets progressively stranger until you realize it&#8217;s funny and laugh. If the reader passes the story on, believing it to be real, then the joke isn&#8217;t fun any more. If the news is too personal or emotionally charged, it&#8217;s not fun either. (It&#8217;s not funny to fake your death, pretend your pregnant, married, etc.) The personal aspect and emotional impact take the fun out of it. That&#8217;s why I really loved this post from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimmyakin.org\/2011\/04\/secret-vatican-document-on-the-last-things-revealed.html\">Jimmy Akin<\/a>. He&#8217;s a very scholarly Catholic writer who takes great pains to clarify matters of faith, communications from the Vatican, etc. In his April Fool&#8217;s piece he creates a masterful narrative that&#8217;s as entertaining (I think) as many works of urban fantasy. I started out believing he was serious. About halfway through I realized something was wrong, and maybe a few paragraphs later asked myself, &#8220;Wait a minute, what day is this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-287\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=287&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-287\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=287&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best sort of April Fool&#8217;s story is one that starts out plausible but weird, then gets progressively stranger until you realize it&#8217;s funny and laugh. 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