{"id":409,"date":"2011-07-04T13:30:23","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T21:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/wordpress\/?p=409"},"modified":"2011-06-19T09:16:03","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T17:16:03","slug":"the-demon-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"The Demon Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2605\/3863915765_cefec8fbd9_z.jpg\" width=\"300\" style=\"float: right\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not too long ago, I read a detective story where the hero needed to<br \/>\nbluff his way past security guards, hide under a desk, etc. It got me<br \/>\nthinking. How do you get your hero past the guards? Arrange for all<br \/>\nthe buildings to have air ducts big enough to crawl around in?<\/p>\n<p>I was trying to think of a detective who had a<br \/>\nspecial talent for such things, and came up with an idea for a character<br \/>\nnamed Nick Perkele. Nick lost his edge when his girlfriend was killed<br \/>\nby a mob boss. One night Nick got drunk on a special a bottle of<br \/>\nFinnish Vodka. After drinking it is possessed<br \/>\nby a demon named Piru (previously trapped in the bottle by a curse).<\/p>\n<p>The demon is the real protagonist. He sees his kind as misunderstood. The<br \/>\ndemons could have made a better world than the Big Guy, but since they<br \/>\nwere thrown out of Heaven they have to think smaller. Piru plans to<br \/>\nfix Nick&#8217;s life by taking down the mobsters that killed his girlfriend<br \/>\nand jump-starting his career. The demon can switch bodies through<br \/>\ncontact, and this allows him to infiltrate almost any building. He can<br \/>\nsimply possess the security guards.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that the mobster<br \/>\nwho put the hit on Nick&#8217;s girlfriend is into the occult, and he<br \/>\nemploys a Finnish shaman who can send Piru to Tuonela&#8211;a place where<br \/>\nhe can do nothing but sleep for all eternity.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-409\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=409&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-409\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/stevenrbrandt.com\/?p=409&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not too long ago, I read a detective story where the hero needed to bluff his way past security guards, hide under a desk, etc. It got me thinking. 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