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Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode V —

The final two contestants sat nervously in the cave, awaiting the appearance of Stee Mer in the crystal ball. Finally, in a luminous swirl of green and blue he appeared. “Hello, true deceivers,” he said. “Today’s challenge is to create a feast fit for a necromancer.” Patricia Cemetery served green eggs and ham. She commented […]

Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode IV —

The great necromancer contestants were hanging out in the lair, bad-mouthing each other and eating bat rinds, when Stee Mer appeared in the crystal ball to give them a new assignment: Raise two famous lovers from the dead and reunite them. Bill of the Dead raised Wilma and Fred Flintstone. Fred tried to pretend he […]

Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode III —

Our contests were sitting in the wizard cave, slurping down some spicy toad stew when the great crystal ball sprang to life. The ghostly image of Stee Mer materialized in its depths to give contestants their second challenge: summon the spirit of Elvis Presley and get him to sing, “Can’t help falling in love.” Bill […]

Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode II —

The first challenge to our contestants was to raise a zombie chicken. Bill of the dead raised a headless, featherless bird covered in a mint-almond sauce. Clearly his chef talents were showing. It proceeded to run around and stuff bread crumbs into its open throat. Brain Helda raised the skeleton of a pre-historic chicken. The […]

Who Wants to be a Necromancer? —

In this televised competition (DFC – Dark Fantasy Channel) five contestants have been chosen. Each of them wants to be declared a “Lord of the Dead.” Each week, one will be eliminated until one of them earns the title. Bill of the Dead – Started his carrier as a zombie wizard by winning the annual […]