Monthly Archives: September 2007

Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode IV

The great necromancer contestants were hanging out in the lair, bad-mouthing each other and eating bat rinds, when Stee Mer appeared in the crystal ball to give them a new assignment: Raise two famous lovers from the dead and reunite … Continue reading

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Dr. Who and the Master

The new Dr. Who series that the BBC has created is probably one of the greatest Sci-Fi series of all time. And I’m glad to see that the Master has finally returned. It will be interesting to see whether they … Continue reading

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Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode III

Our contests were sitting in the wizard cave, slurping down some spicy toad stew when the great crystal ball sprang to life. The ghostly image of Stee Mer materialized in its depths to give contestants their second challenge: summon the … Continue reading

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Who Wants to be a Necromancer? Episode II

The first challenge to our contestants was to raise a zombie chicken. Bill of the dead raised a headless, featherless bird covered in a mint-almond sauce. Clearly his chef talents were showing. It proceeded to run around and stuff bread … Continue reading

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Who Wants to be a Necromancer?

In this televised competition (DFC – Dark Fantasy Channel) five contestants have been chosen. Each of them wants to be declared a “Lord of the Dead.” Each week, one will be eliminated until one of them earns the title. Bill … Continue reading

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