Month: May 2008

  • A Six Year Old’s Comments on a Cemetery

    While I was walking with my son we happened upon a cemetery. I explained that when people die, they are buried under the ground. He wanted to know who was buried under each of several headstones, and I read the names and dates. Then he found a few that were so old the names had worn off. He proceeded to make up names and stories, “This was Dan, he was a bully,” and so on.

    We found the graves of two babies (one just a day old when he died), and he announced that he wanted to pray for them. Naturally, of course, this made me feel quite good. I must be doing something right as a parent to inspire so noble a sentiment in my child, right?

    Anyhow, he stood over the graves with his hands folded for a few seconds. Then he said, “I wish we had something to dig all these people up so that we could hug them and take them home.”

    I told him that we wouldn’t want to do that, the people in there wouldn’t look too nice. He asked, “What do they look like?”

    I said, “Remember when we talked about skeletons? They’d look like that.”

    “Oh,” he said. “Now I wish I hadn’t prayed for them. Because they’re going to come back like this–” he proceeded to stick his arms out like a zombie and walk with his legs stiff. Then he moaned, “Mommy! Mooommmy!”

  • Space Cockroaches

    From Physorg.com: http://www.physorg.com/news130073558.html


    Russian space scientists announced on Thursday a new breakthrough in a long pedigree of firsts: the birth of 30 grandchildren of a “space cockroach” who spent 12 days in orbit.

    In the words of Kent Brockman: “I, for one, welcome Earth’s new overlords!” I’m going to put a rotten ding dong on the roof tonight as tribute.